We're very excited to be writing our first post. Now we have to tell you as virgin bloggers we're a little nervous so be gentle. I'm told if I relax it won't hurt?! We blog to you from the pit of our bedroom with nothing but doritos to hand and the stale stench of a 5 a.m McDonalds (we know you've all been there).
We've decided to avoid mirrors at all costs, our hair is crusty with cider after a lock-in at the local pub. We couldn't fight the moonlight as we danced on the bar Coyote Ugly style and gargled cider straight from the tap. We're not quite sure if this is before or after we screamed Bohemian Rhapsody and sizzled our hair on the spotlights! Judging from the smell of our TWO alco-poo's we had one too many Jagerbombs!!!!!!
Seeing as though it's almost 5 (that's 12 hours since our McDonalds) it's probably time to get out of bed, put a lick of foundation on and enter back into the real world. Who knows, we might see something worth blogging about. We're off to the pub, we need to piece together how we got into this state AGAIN!
Stay cringey x
